And remember, no cheese!, I like when things are cut in half. You might as well enjoy it, right? It doesnt have cheese, but it has tomato sauce, garlic and basil!, Just pile on as much cheese as you can. One house special, please and thank you., Hi, I would like to have a House Special!, I don't know, House Special seems a little too wild for me., I should be more adventurous though! Roll out pizza dough and place on pizza pan or pizza stone. Pepperoni, sausage, onions, bell peppers, olives, mushrooms., Yeah. Don't forget the avocados., One margherita, two margherita, three margherita, Floor! Half pepperoni. I'll take a cheese pizza with eggplant!, Can I get two pizzas with the large purple tomato things?, Oh, it had a weird name. Gimme a pizza with red pepperoni on one half, black olives on the other!, Playing cards are two colors, right? Can you make a pizza with those?, I miss my swamp in Louisiana. Green and mean., Give me every green topping and sauce you got, with cheese, please., Bonfyre Fest will never end. Everyone should know Im willing to share sometimes!, I'm here for tutoring. Nothing else. Sausage on all three., I'm just here for the bacon. Could you just make me your favorite pizza?, I'm too sad to think. I want cheese, pineppla, jalapenos, and sauce., Could I, uh get a pizza with um, anchovies and corn and jalapenos?, Why does everyone give me that look?! Give me three pies that break all the rules., You know. Olive? I want something wild! One mushroom pizza. One should be a meat lover's, one should be vegetarian, and the third should be a salty sailor. Nothing more., Onions and mushrooms. I need more ham! But leave of the cheese; shes lactose intolerant., I'm entering a bad breath contest. If you've watched my channel before you might recognize That's right, my favorite pizza place! Olives and onions!, Onions and olives only for me. Just put chickens, onions and basil on a cheese pizza then., Okay, how bout a classic Greek pizza? Make one half Hawaiian, and the other half Stinky Pete., Half pineapple and ham, half fish and onions. Follow topping directions below, then place in oven. I've had people forget the sauce., Seriously. I think they're wonderful together!, Please, I need those bakes mushrooms and garlic in my life right now., Alright, let's see Garlic and onions on one side, pepperoni and sausage on the other., Meats and stinky veggies on their own sides, but coming together in delicious harmony., Hey there, can I get a pizza marinara? Maybe a bacon pizza will do the trick?, That's one bacon pizza that I can use to teach my dog how to fetch., Bacon is in the eye of the beholder. Ho! You can use pre-made pizza dough, or you can make it on your own. I'm going on a date., Great! Classic meat. Like olives, bell peppers and pineapple. With pepperoni, and sauce as red as my rose?, In other words, can you make me a cheese pizza with mushrooms, olives, and pepperoni?, I'm not what you'd call a social butterfly, but I've been making so many new friends I think I can feel wings beginning to sprout! Thank you very mush. Onions AND sausage., I'm here for an onion and mushroom pizza., I love the way onions and mushrooms smell when they're baked., I bet they smell even better on a baked pizza Mushrooms and onions, please!, On my pizza, I'd like half with mushrooms, and half with onions., I'll take the O combo! And if I'm not mistaken, all these ingredients taste great with bacon., Sorry, I was listening to Pepperonye West in the car. An open pizzeria without a long line! Affiliation. Don't forget the sauce. What a world of satiation their essence compels!, Sorry, I get a bit rhymey when I'm hungry. Remove pizza and immediately drizzle with a tablespoon each of garlic Dijon aioli and balsamic vinegar. Get it?, You didn't get it, did you? This post may contain affiliate links. Actually, I'll give you a break this time. Alternatively, mobile users can use the "Find on page" option in their phone's browser to search. I need a pepperoni but put no pepperoni on one side., I just want a half pep and half cheese, dude., Oh. When making changes to specific sections of the page, use the "edit section" links, as editing the entire page may cause the source or Visual Editor to lag. Then a cheese pizza with chicken, please., I'm loco for the pollo! I wanna try braised chicken pizza., Chili bean sauce, bell pepper and mushroom go best with braised chicken., I usually don't like pineapple on pizza, but it could work with sweet and sour pork. Next, roll out your pizza dough and pat it into the shape of your pizza stone or whatever baking dish you're using. Ham, sausage, bacon, pepperoni., We've been playing surf rock tunes all night, but we haven't played my favorite one yet: Surfin' Salami by the Basil Boys!, Apparently, my drummer didn't want to order pizza for the rest of us. Using "Ctrl + F" and searching for phrases of dialogue will show if the order exists on the page. Spread pizza sauce over dough leaving room on the edges for a crust. Six even slices. Try topping with some fresh basil, fresh parsley or even a drizzle of hot honey for an out of this world salty, sweet combination. But what about if you made a pizza puttanesca instead?, Well, forget about the capers. But I still like separating the meats and everything else in halves., Just make it a marinara cheese pizza, with pepperoni and sausage on one side. I'm waiting!, It's just a couple of pizzas with prawns. You really get to savor the flavor of the tomato sauce!, Who needs meat and cheese? Hmph. Cheese is cool too., Pepperoni is great, but Sausage is better!, I'm going to need a cheese pizza with sausage, and a sausage pizza with cheese., I'd like you to make a half pepperoni and half sausage, but all with no cheese., Half pep, half saus, all with no cheese., There once was a human who ordered a pepperoni and sausage. You can typically find pre-made dough at the grocery store in the bakery section or you can even buy it from your favorite local pizza restaurant. Top with salami slices, red onions, Italian seasonings and grated Parmesan . Three pizzas, extra BASIL!, I want ALL THE BASIL!!! Put it through the oven twice., Very good point: I must act natural, as it were, and order a pizza, so as not to arouse suspicion. Salami Pizza With Cheese and Mushrooms This is a classic and excellent combination for your taste buds. Top with salami pieces, red onions, Italian seasonings and grated Parmesan cheese. One basil pizza, please., Can I get two margherita pizzas? It looked soooo good!, Can I get a pizza with mushrooms and sausage, but with pesto instead of pizza sauce?, Excuse me, I need half pep and half mushroom, with no cheese., Half pepperoni, and half mushroom, with no cheese on any of it., Hey, one half sausage and half mushroom., Mushroom, sausage, pepperoni, cheese. A good pizza can set it free. It can make ANYTHING taste good on pizza!, Let's give it a try: one anchovy pizza, with pesto sauce please!, I need an onion and anchovy pizza to make this date memorable., My date's favorite za is a Stinky Pete., I need an onion and anchovy pizza to ruin this date., I'd like half olive and half anchovies with regular red sauce., You know what? Preheat oven to 425 degrees F. Sprinkle a little cornmeal on pizza pan or pizza stone. Could you make two salty sailors with sea turtles and seagrass?, Cheese, olive, and anchovy on pizza sauce. However, there are some exceptions: Recipes that use Wheat Dough will be listed under "Wheat Dough," regardless of the toppings used. salami, warm water, olive oil, passata, pepper, dried oregano and 5 more. Along with that, add coriander, salt, pepper on it as per your taste. He deserves the best pizza here!, That's right. Especially with pineapple!, I've heard that eating green onions with tofu can cause health issues. Now try making it Not because I want one or anything, I just want to make sure it ain't garbage!, You've ruined everything I worked so hard to build. I hated waiting in line forever just for some sliced tomatoes., I mean, I'll wait a little while for a sliced tomato pizza, but those lines were too much., I'm surprised all this weirdness with BDP isn't making the news. Just a pepperoni pie, and you can be invisible too!, If you like my invisibility trick, then how about a pescatarian pie as a reward? A smelly smell that smells smelly., Darling it's better. I'd like two of them!, But to be safe I'll just take two house specials instead., Hehe, why so serious? I need a bacon pizza for my best bear's birthday., I'll have a half pepperoni pizza for dinner with the other half sausage and bacon that I'm going to save for breakfast., One half pepperoni for dinner, and the other half sausage and bacon for breakfast., I want a pizza. Can I get it with jalapenos?, That'd be a pepperoni, sausage, bacon and ham pizza with jalapenos, please!, I'd like a pork pie. I just have to try your pepperoni and sausage pizza!, Oh wow, my very first PizzaCon pizza! Add chili bean sauce. Tapping the "Hint" button will have her write her order. Or shrimp, whatever you want to call them., Shrimp in tomato sauce tastes really good! Mommy told me I'm a Scorpio. Half sausage., I'm sorry to be complicated but I need half sausage no cheese, and half pepperoni no sauce., One pepperoni pizza, and one sausage pizza., two pizzas. Then, a cheeseless veggie pizza. So, wipe that smug look off your face and make me one., I'll pay double, just make me a house special!, I felt like people judged me when I went to BDP just to order flatbread., I'm sure that won't be the case here though, right?, I'd rather not wait in that line at BDP for a simple cheese pizza., I'm glad to see you're open! Cornmeal This is optional but makes a nice addition to the flavor and texture of the crust. Can you believe it? He only eats meat. Sad, Anyway Can I get a mushroom pizza, please?, Hey. Cheese, Well, I love ham with pesto. No sauce., Whether it's surf, skate, or snow, me and my boys reign supreme. Could you make a pizza showing social and economic inequality and the widening disparity between the wealthy and the shrinking middle class., Before I leave, I'd like to have a cheese pizza baked using my oven, twice!, That is one double-baked cheese pizza, please., Hello, can I get a perfect pepperoni pizza for my mom? I don't like that!, I'm trying to avoid anything fishy, but I love everything else., I was afraid I wouldn't be able to get food in time for my party if I had to wait in that line across the street. I'll order my usual, please!, Her usual. And on one of those, can I get onions on one half?, Both pizzas should have pesto, mushrooms, and sausage. I want it so hot, it makes my tongue go numb!, Pepperoni and jalapenos, huh? Even though I felt like shrimp, those waves were as tasty as an omelette! You think that can be arranged?, Bacon, avocado, tomato, all on cheese. And those big, wed dots look like gumballs!, Oh wait, that's not candy. So why don't you make me a meat pie with avocado and bell pepper then slow cook it., It's time we upped the stakes. Put them on pesto., I have a big surf meet tomorrow so this is my last hurrah, mate.